HEEL HOROSCOPE? Um…Yeah! What Your Favorite Heel Height Says About You.

Yeah…I know…you’re scratching your head or saying: WhatchutalkinaboutMsHeel?!!?

Here me out.

According to dictionary.com this is the definition of horoscope: hor~o~scope: noun. a diagram of the heavens, showing the relative position of planets and the signs of the zodiac, for use in calculating births, foretelling events in a person’s life, etc. a prediction of future events or advice for future behavior based on such a diagram. (This part right here in bold, is how we’re using horoscope.)

Which is why I wanted to have a column inside the mag that described your preferred heel height, along with the corresponding shoes you find cute every month, and what that says about you. In conjunction with what is happening in the world…wah la–Heel Horoscope!

I guess I’m a heelologist now😘

Check out what your desired heel height👠 says about you for September.

*This article first appeared inside our FREE September issue of Ms. Heel magazine. If you enjoyed this piece, could you buy our team a cocktail for all their hard work…cheers!🥂*

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